Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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