- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

A new restaurant KKKcake

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

vbh

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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