- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

Women's rights

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

Kendall and Nick Fredick

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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