- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

Get on your knees Ho

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

YA MAM, is a very nice person

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

A man walks into a bar Ouch!

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

So a jew walks into a bar!

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