John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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Please Rape William Wright

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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