What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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Your mom.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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