What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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God is real

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Snooki

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GINGER PEOPLE

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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rebecca is a hard worker

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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