A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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