A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Anti Joke

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