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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist