- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

Woman rights.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

How did th-A fridge.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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Badgers are cool

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