A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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