when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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an athiest walks into a church

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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