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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Fiats

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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