- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

What is cold? Winter

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