Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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all these jokes suck ass

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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