- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

ginger

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Dani barton from bob chuckles

Dogs

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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