- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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