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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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