a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

what's brown and sticky? A stick

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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