I saw a shovel once.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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How do you spell eight? 8

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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your mum

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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Yeah right loser!

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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Knock knock --Come in.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Womens Rights.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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