- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

a man walked into a bar ouch

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