- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Like this joke, bitch.

an athiest walks into a church

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

why did matt die? He had cancer

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??