Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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YOLO.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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I've got a dig bick

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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