ginger

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Dogs

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Snooki

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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