What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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A guy trips a blind man.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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That's not what she said.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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