Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

whats black? a black man

The WNBA.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

.....Carrot Top....

GONNA

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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