- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

I saw a shovel once.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

How do you spell eight? 8

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

knock knock!! kanye west

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