The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

what's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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