What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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Pain Olympics.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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a man is running away

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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Membean

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Anti Joke

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