Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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women's rights.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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