A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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