jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Shit!

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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Dogs in my home.

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