rose are red violets should be purple

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Soccer...

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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I am a nigger.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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