Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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xavier stop

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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