- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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