- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

Obama

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

so dont touch it.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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