- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Spell: “This word”

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

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