- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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