Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Pain Olympics.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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