Yeah right loser!

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your mum

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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knock knock!! kanye west

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Knock knock --Come in.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Womens Rights.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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