Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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The Pope

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for keeps?

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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this is not a joke

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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hello

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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Anti Joke

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