- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

how now brown cow. WTF.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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