- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Life is an elephant, get married.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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