- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

women's rights.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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