Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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