- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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