- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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