- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

Wade

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Women's rights.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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