i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

Welcome to die!

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

You are Nerochan right?

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Anti Joke

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