- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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