Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

whats a willy? -brock

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Penis.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

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