You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

george goodburn is secretly mexican

I saw a shovel once.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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