What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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