Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

knock knock. come in.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

Keep up the fun Nero!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

Dylan is a person

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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