- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

A whale's vagina

Maturity is a virtue.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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