- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Jersey Shore

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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