A Frenchman stays and fights

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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shauns beautiful

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Your mama's so fat.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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