Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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fack me in the ace! CC

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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Obama

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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