- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

Jews

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

obama leadership

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

I pooped my pants

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