Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

KKK

Knock knock. Death.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

penis

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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