Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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The cow went moo

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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