Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

thumb_up thumb_down +6

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

thumb_up thumb_down +6

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Civil Rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

thumb_up thumb_down +2

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

thumb_up thumb_down +2

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

thumb_up thumb_down

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

thumb_up thumb_down

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

thumb_up thumb_down

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops