Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Women Sports.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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She said no

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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knock knock who's there aids

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Wade

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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